My colleague once asked me if I wanted a drink. I think he was pretty bored because when I replied ‘no’, instead of turning away he began to walk towards me.
'What are you up to then?' He looked at my monitor and saw what I was reading.
'YOU’RE reading the Financial Times???'
'Huh! James, I'm not stupid!' I replied, half offended, half pleased.
'Have I ever said anything of the sort?'
I thought back. ‘No…’
'You probably just like the colour of the website.'